Cannibal Contagion: Sample Agsomafas and Tragic Flaws

I’ve updated the draft with two more quick-charts, one for random Agsomafas and the other for random Tragic Flaws. So far I’ve only got thirteen of each. If you have more ideas for some generic “stock” examples, comment and let me know.

Update 6/11/2008: Added second sets of Agsomafas and Flaws to the list

Agsomafas, Set 1:
The supreme power of Denial
Ancestral Kick
The Gods are on my side
These are not the zombies you’re looking for
Problem Exists Between Keyboard and Chair
Tsunami Dragon Extended Collector Edition Uppercut
Massive Headlights
Leaping Fireball, Secret Ninja
You killed my father, prepare to die
Bruce Lee Invisible! You no see me now!
YEEEEEAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!##$!$
You call that a knife?
This shit just got real

Agsomafas, Set 2:
Dance Master Blast!
The Power of Christ Compels You
Secret Sauce
Circle Circle Dot Dot
I’m Rick Rhames, Bitch
Ghosts of a Billion Dead Taquitos
Oh it’s already been Brought
OMGWTFLOLBBQ!?!?!?!?!?!
Scare Bear Glare
A World of Pain
You are on your way to destruction
And now there’s Ogres!
I am the fingernail that scrapes the blackboard of your soul

Tragic Flaws, Set 1:
All thumbs
I’m not from around here
Everything is part of one big conspiracy
Never Sober
Total Pansy
Vomits at the sight of blood
Afraid of girls
Bad Voice Dubbing
Hit with the Ugly Stick
Animals just hate me for some bizarre reason
Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Bride
Weakness for the Ladies
Lame (the worst flaw ever)

Tragic Flaws, Set 2:
Allergic to Food
Always the Sidekick
Zombie Magnet
Cooties
I thought Happiness was quality cinema
Explosive Bowel Problems
Always out of my Element
Can’t handle my liquor
Flashbacks from ‘Nam
I’ve got a target painted on my back
LARPer
Can’t see all that well
Can only Handle “Wuss Mode”

2 thoughts on “Cannibal Contagion: Sample Agsomafas and Tragic Flaws

  1. Tragic Flaws:
    – Trusty Sidekick
    – Always Draws the Short Straw
    – Farts Helium when Stressed
    – Imperiled Object of Hero\’s Affection

  2. Some more Agsomafa ideas:

    Dance Master Blast!
    The Power of Christ Compels You
    Secret Sauce
    Circle Circle Dot Dot
    I’m Rick Rhames, Bitch
    Ghosts of a Billion Dead Taquitos
    Oh it’s already been Brought
    OMGWTFLOLBBQ!?!?!?!?!?!

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